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Riley: He's gonna steal the Declaration of Independance man!
Ben: We stop him.
Ben: You don't need someone crazy, if you're one step short of crazy, what do you get?
Riley: Obsessed?
Ben: Passionate.
Riley: Don't go by me, I broke a shoelace this morning.
Ben: Riley, you're not missing that windowless cubicle we found you in, are you?
Ben: 180 years of searching and I'm 3 feet away.
Sedusky: Can you see Gates in the water?
Agent: Sir, it's the Hudson, nothing is visible.
Ben: Are you all right?
Patrick Gates: What do you think? I'm a hostage!
Shop Assistant: If you're not a steak, you don't belong!
Abigail: I'm trying to hide from my ex-husband.
Shop Assistant: Who, baldy?
Abigail: Yes.
Shop Assistant: Honey, stay as long as you like.
Abigail: Why thank you.
Shop Assistant: You want something? Do you want something?
Baldy: Shut up!
Shop Assistant: I see why you left him!
Sedusky: So, here's your options. Door number one, you go to a prison for a very long time. Door number two, we are going to get back the Declaration of Independance. You help us find it and you still go to prison for a very long time, but you feel better inside.
Ben: Is there a door that doesn't lead to prison?
Sedusky: Someone's got to go to prison Ben.
Riley:
Ben: I'll tell you what, the next time we find treasure that redefines mystery for all man-kind you make the call for the finders fee.
Riley: What do you care? You got the girl!
Ben & Abigail: True.
John Adams Gates: It was 1832 on a night much like this.
Ben: You shoot me, I drop this, we all go up!
Ian: I thought you said the treasure was on Charlott!
Ben: No, I said I thought it was.
Ben: What are you going to do? You gonna shoot me Shaw?
Ben: Well, my father thinks I've been a little too cavalier in my personal life.
Abigail: I see.
Ben: Let me ask you something. Have you ever told someone, not a relative I love you?
Abigail: Yes.
Ben: More than one someone?
Abigail: Yes.
Ben: Well, then my father says you've been a little too cavalier in your personal life too.
Ben: I just want to know it's not just something in my head and not my heart.
Riley: Because...You don't know this?! I know something about history you don't know?!
Ben: I found this. Some kind of occular device. A vision to see the past?
Riley: They're like early American x-ray specs.
Riley: Why can't they just say, go to this place, here's the treasure, spend it wisely?
Ben: Is there a door that doesn't lead to prison?
Riley: Once we catch them, what are we going to do?
Ben: I'm working on it.
Ben:
Ben: Could you please stop shouting.
Abigail: Give me that.
Ben: You're still shouting and it's really starting to annoy!
Ben: You're shouting again.
Abigail: And swearing I think.
Ben: Well, I probably deserved that.
Abigail: Wait a minute, did you just say Gates? Gates? You're that family with the conspiracy theory about the Founding Fathers.
Ben: It's not a conspiracy theory
Riley: Pur se.
Ben: She really can't shut her mouth, can she? I'll tell you what, look, I will let you hold onto this, if you promise to shut up! please! thank you!
Riley: Well, not to be a dooge, but you do realise how many people we have after us? We probably have our own satelite by now.
Ben: Uh well, I'm in a little trouble.
Patrick: Is she pregnant?
Ben: Well, if she is, are you going to leave the woman carrying your grandchild standing out in the cold?
Ben: Yeah, it's about the treasure.
Ben: Well maybe that's the real Gates family legacy...Sons who disappoint their fathers.
Ben: The treasure is a myth.
Ben: Well I refuse to believe that.
Abigail: I am so getting fired for this.
Patrick Gates: I told you, you need heat. See?
Ben: We need more juice.
Ben: We need more heat.
Ben: So we find a way to make sure the status quo changes in our favour.
Patrick: How?
Ben: I'm still working on it.
Patrick: Well, I guess I better work on it too then.
Patrick Gates: I'm not going out on that thing, 200 years of termite damage and rot.
Ben to Abigail: Do you trust me?
Ben: I'm sorry, I'm sorry I dropped you. I had to save the Declaration.
Abigail: No don't be. I would have done exactly the same thing to you.
Ben: Really?
Riley: I'd would have dropped you both. Freaks!
Ian: You're not playing games with me, are you Ben?
Ian: Besides, with you out of the picture, there's less baggage to carry.
Ben: I just really thought I was going to find the treasure.
Patrick Gates: OK. Then we just keep looking for it.
Ben: Could it really be that simple?
Ian: Hello Ben, how are you?
Ben: Um, chained to a desk!
Ian: And tell the FBI agents listening to this call, if they want the Declaration of Independance back, not just a box of confetti, then you better come alone.
Ben: I hope your agents are all under 4 foot tall and wearing little scarves!
Ben: Well I'm sure not against you if that's what you're asking.
Ben: Sedusky, I'm still not against you, but I found door number 3 and I'm taking it.
Ian: Oh Ben, you know the key to running a convincing bluff? Once in a while you have to be holding all the cards.
Ian: I don't think you fully appreciate the gravity of the situation.
Ian: He's got the bloody map!
Ben: Oh, it's you. Hello.
Ben: We believe there's an encryption on the back. It's invisible.
Riley: That's where we lost the Deptartment of Homeland Security.
Riley: Ben, the aagh, mean declaration lady is behind you!
Abigail: Oh my god. You did not!
Ben: Oh bad. Bad, bad, bad.
Ben: A toast yeah? To High Treason. That's what these men were committing when they signed the Declaration. Had they lost more they would have been hanged, beheaded, drawn and quartered and oh, oh, my personal favourite, had their entrails cut out and burned! So, here's to the men who did what was considered wrong, in order to do what they knew was right. What they knew was right.
Riley: It's a big, bluish, green man with a strange looking goatee. I'm guessing that's significant.
Ben: Hi! Do you have a cell phone I could borrow?
Ben: I'd really love not to go to prison. I can't even begin to describe how much I would Love not to go to prison.
Sedusky: Someone's got to go to prison Ben
Ben: Well, if you got a helicopter, maybe I could help with that.
Abigail: I made something for you.
Ben: You did? What?
Abigail: A map!
Ben: A map? Where does it lead to?
Abigail: You'll figure it out.
Ben: It's just the last time this was here, it was being signed.
Sedusky: Agent Hendrix, you have something?
Agent Hendrix: Um.
Sedusky: This is not a day for um's.
Patrick Gates: This better not be about the dumb treasure.
Abigail: You can't do that!
Ben: But it has to be done.
Riley: It's not a map! Is it?
Ben: Oh my god, Oh my god, what have you done? This is the Declaration of Independance.
Sedusky: Don't worry Mr. Gates, we'll find your car...and your son.
Ben: Excuse me. Can I see one of those hundred dollar bills I paid you with?
Assistant: No!
Ben: Oh, well, uh, here, I have this, Diver's watch, it's called a Submariner, I dive with this, it's actually quite valuable, you can use it as collateral.
Assistant: Fine.
Ben: Meet me at the car. Call if you have any problems.
Riley: Like if we get caught and killed?
Ben: Yeah, that would be a big problem!
Ben: I'm gonna steal it!
Riley: What?
Ben: I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independance.
Ben: I'm just relieved I'm not as crazy as everyone said.
Ben: The fact is, the only way to protect it, is to steal it. It's upside down.
Ben: I'd buy that.
Ben: Wait! No, hold it! Oh, bad! Bad, bad, bad!
Riley: How do you look?
Ben: Not bad.
Riley: Mozeltov.
